catswithbenefits:

yes hello 911? are you doing anything??? wanna hang out??

(via pizzafriendsforever)

 41080
23 May 13 at 9 pm

(Source: christdookie, via koolguyz)

paradisaic:

paradisaic:

my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay

well guess what mom it wasn’t the ferret that did it

(via niggawitdreadz)

 73295
23 May 13 at 9 pm

ernestinewadsworth:

completeveestripped:

SCREAMING.

LMFAO. Though problematic, it’s hilarious.

(Source: lesbooty, via lostinthislabryinth)

ernestinewadsworth:

completeveestripped:

SCREAMING.

LMFAO. Though problematic, it’s hilarious.

departured:

I think the weirdest thing is that the person you’re going to marry and spend the rest of your life together with is currently walking the earth, living their own life, going to school or going to work or whatever, doing all these things and making all these memories that you’ll get to hear about from them years from now.

(Source: departured, via stephdamen)

 5936
23 May 13 at 9 pm

eatprayqueeef:

crackbrained:

queennubian:

heirofmedusa:

shitrodsays:

Young niggas wont get this reference…

Lmaooooo

FREAKING DEAD

you’re right i dont get it

“There’s no need to argue…” 

THIS!

(Source: blau-rosa, via parade-in-reverse-with-sirens)

bluebeanze:

friendship is so weird???

Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker

(Source: homobeans, via a-sexy-cat)